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Dec
25
2017

OK, men: She’s expended the night at your place and liberally judged your probably disgusting bathroom. Now, you’re going to her place. Your expectations are high because you watch her as a perfect female goddess.

She always looks effortlessly flawless, whether you two are going out on the town or having a lazy day in the park. The audio of her voice calms and excites you both at the same time. You may or may not have tripped into some serious impressions for this girl.

But what if I told you she was disgusting? What if I told you she had some downright nasty habits? Even though we are amazing, feminine creatures, we have our flaws too. Because you know it’s all about equality.

You’d likely still be falling for her, but in an attempt to not catch you off-guard, here is a list of five gross things females do. You might as well merely accept them now 😛 TAGEND

1. You know that beautiful hair you love to run your thumbs through?

It’s the foe when it comes to cleanliness. If her rain drainage is clogged, do not — I repeat, do not — go in to investigate. Abort mission.

Lurking under that pool of water is basically the Loch Ness Monster of hair. Merely a marriage license( in my opinion) warrants the high expectations for a human to grab a wad of hair clogging the drain.


2. Speaking of hair, it will ruin vacuums.

The brush that’s under the vacuum has this habit of collecting hair: especially long hair. It’s a torrid and twisted love affair that usually has to be managed with a knife or pair of scissors.

Dudes, if you haven’t had to machete through the jungle of vacuum hair, deem yourself lucky.


3. There are bloody things in plain sight.

Look, we didn’t choose the period life. It choice us.

We are just trying to manage it. We are pretty are applied to it at this point, so if my period happens to not end on trash day, then that tampon is going to stay right there.

If periods still make you wince, you don’t appreciate the power of a woman’s body. Step to the side to make room for a real human, please.


4. Some of us are really good at losing things, and we mostly lose stud earrings.

The solution? Never take them out. The questions with the solution? Caked-on conditioner and other questionable grossness stuck to the earring’s back.

The result of the issue with the solution? Earrings that reek like straight ass. Yes, it’s gross. We know it’s gross. But the believed to be adding another step to our shower routines is too much to handle.


5. Due to the aforementioned shower routine, we sometimes go to bed post-workout, without showering.

There is no run, hot yoga, circuit training or other sweaty workout that they are able make a tired female go through a shower routine if she doesn’t wishes to. We will gladly sleep in our dried sweat, with the sweet satisfaction that we have worked out our bodies.

As you squirm, wince or pout at one — if not all — of these things, don’t sweat it. We know this stuff is gross( yet normal ). But we also know that our beautiful, elegant characteristics outdo all of them.

Nobody’s perfect, and if none of these things present themselves at the beginning of the relationship, don’t worry. They will emerge eventually.

But never dread, guys.Thesegross habits are totally normal, and they should just be accepted. Also, just as an aside guys: Ladiesalso poop.( Gasp .)

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Oct
11
2017

An unguarded phrase grab them by the pussy stuck because it reflects real experiences with the Republican candidate. Now girls could be his nemesis

Back in the spring, Jill Harth didnt want to talk. Neither did a number of the other women who had traversed paths with Donald Trump. But few of them had documented their encounters so exhaustively as Harth, whose 1997 lawsuit alleging attempted rape against Trump is a matter of public record.

It wasnt amazing that having kept quiet on the matter for almost 20 years, she wasnt jumping at the chance to respond to a reporters phone call.

But a few months later, her lawyer got in touch. The impetus, as Harth set it in an emotional hour-long interview at the Guardians New York office, was Trumps repeated insistence that any woman alleging misbehaviour on his part was lying. His eldest daughter Ivankas widely aired insistence that my dad is not a groper pushed her over the edge. What did she know? Harth asked. She was 10 years old.

A former Trump business associate from his early beauty pageant industry days, Harth said that the tycoon behaved inappropriately with her from the working day she gratified him. The first presentation she devoted with her boyfriend and business partner George Houraney back in December 1992 marked not just the beginning of their partnership with Trump, which Harth described as the professional highlight of their career, but also, the beginning of a steady creek of unwanted sexual advances, culminating in the alleged assault in one of the childrens bedrooms at Mar-a-Lago, his ostentatious Florida mansion.

Read more: www.theguardian.com

Aug
05
2017

If you were ever in a sorority, you know that the sisterhood bond is timeless. Ultimately, you accepted a group of amazing women in your life that will be there for you through thick and thin. The big and little bond is a special one, though. That’s your legit partner in crime right there.

Being a big or a little leaves a special memory in your heart. It can be a bit hard to describe the friendship that transpires from the duo, but it’s strong and resilient as hell. At the end of the day, your ability to be a loyal friend is tested, and you reap the benefits of that effort being reciprocated. Whether you’re a big, a little, or both, these photos describe your sorority friendship oh-so perfectly.

1. The EverlastingFriendship Deserves To Be Written On The Walls

Who doesn’t like something inspiring AF plastered on their wall? We all require a little encouragement now and then. A heartfelt quote about you and your little or big is the perfect touch to help you leave your home with some confidence.

2. Seriously, You Can Depict Off Your Love Just About Anywhere

You can never get enough bangles that signify a dope friendship. And while it may seem indescribable at times, you conjure up the right words that describe your devotion to each other. I’m not weeping; you’re crying.

3. The Friendship Is Such A Gift, It Deserves A Beautiful Bow

Matching is just what you do with someone who has delivered a seemingly perfect friendship to you. Also, what’s wrong with sharing the same wardrobe as your bestie? It indicates unity, which you two have.

4. Your Bond Is So Dope, You Need The Greats To Spell It Out

It’s time to get creative. Oftentimes, you need a little bit of inspiration. And in the end, everyone should get the idea of what you’re trying to say. RIP Biggie.

5. It’s Severely A Head-To-Toe Experience

Cozy socks and reppin’ my big or little? I guess dreams truly do come true. But seriously, the list of ways to show some love for your unbreakable relationship is endless.

6. There Are A Million Ways To Wear Your Proud Title

Can someone say bling? You don’t even need anything too flashy, because your big or little is already a gem. The necklace is only an added bonus.

7. There’s Always Plenty To Cheers To

If you both are 21 and up, any beverage between the two of you is one for celebrating. No need to ever crave for a champagne partner ever again. Besides, ladies with class use a flask anyways, right?

8. Gratitude Doesn’t Even Begin To Describe It

No matter what turbulence each of your lives have, you will always have each other. What more could you ask for? Nothing, because she always has you covered.

9. You Two Are A Seemingly Perfect Match

Your big or little is your perfect match. No matter how different the two of you may be, the love for your friendship will always be a great big commonality. Partners in crime, remember?

All in all, friendship is the reinforcing taken into account in sisterhood. Having a big and little bond is eternally. You wouldn’t have it any other way.

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Jun
05
2017

Agreen and gray striped mens sweater. I got it because it was soft, and I liked the colors.In Arizona where I lived, it neversnowed, butwhen I was home from college thatwinter transgres, it was cold enough to wear my new sweater and jeans.

Thats what I was wearing when it happened because I know you will wonder if I dont tell you.

I was 18, and I had just tried alcohol for the first time because I was fighting with my high school boyfriend. A guy in my group of male friends had a condo that his family leased to tourists.

This winter break, hetold us, it was going to be empty.

Feeling very grown-up, we borrowed our mothers autoes and responsibly packed overnight bags to go have a leisurely adult bribe, with a cold morning brunch to follow, at the condo.

And I got a little bit drunk.

We Will Never Stop Fighting

I wasnt comfortable outside my mind, soI told my friends I would pick a bedroom and go to sleep for the night. I was coherent, and I wasnt vomiting, but I definitely wasnt steady. I wanted to be asleep and alone.

So, I shut the bedroom doorway, curled on top of the comforter in my sweater and jeans and fell asleep, missing my boyfriend.

I didnt hear my attackercome in the room he didnt ask, and I didnt let him in. But when I woke up, his hands were under my bra. He was kissing my face and neck.

As he continued, I only curled tighter and pretended to sleep. I shut my eyes and exclaimed steadily , not telling a word and refusing to face him.

The next morning, I showered and buffed the skin off my body as best I could. I felt as if Id betrayed my boyfriend by experiencing what I did. With soap in my face and hair, I hoped against hope that he would call and absolve me.

I curled into a ball, burning and shivering on the floor of the shower.

I dont know if my attacker ever took to the proverbial locker room to brag about how hed grabbed me. But if he had, it likely would have sounded a lot like President-Elect Donald J. Trump 😛 TAGEND

I only start kissing them. I dont even wait.

You can do anything!

Grab em by the pussy. You can do anything.

Thats exactly what he did.

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Mar
04
2017

For those of us whose scope of experience operates beyond brides, haircuts and dancing Playboy bunnies, a listing of alternative female emoticons

When it comes to women and emojis, it can feel a bit like the 1950 s got trapped in your keyboard. The femoji are all girly girls; they get their fingernails done, get haircuts, get married , and dress up as dancing Playboy bunnies .. Meanwhile menmoji are policemen, construction workers and cyclists ..

There have been many suggestions as to how best to change the emoji-optics. Michelle Obama tweeted that shed like to see an emoji of a girl examining. Always and Bodyform, the feminine hygiene companies, have both launched campaigns to introduce less stereotypical emoji. In Bodyforms case these revolve around periods and include an angry-PMS-face emoji, which isnt stereotypical at all.

Now, Google has waded into the debate and is pressing for more professional female emoji. Isnt it hour that emoji also reflect current realities that girls play a key role in every walk of life and in every profession? reads a proposal from a squad of Google employees submitted to the Unicode Consortium the body that approves new emoji and ensures standardization across platforms.

Yes, it is time! The Google Female AdWords Software Engineer is the emoji that girls both need and deserve. But if were going to ensure a genuinely realistic representation of modern girls we need to go further than that. So here are a few more emoji suggestions that the Unicode Consortium can add to their listing:

Resting bitch face

The RBF-sufferer is constantly told that smiling utilizes fewer muscles than frowning. She would explain that she has extensively researched this fact and it is bullshit, but that would take too many muscles.

Mansplain stres

You might think this is characterized by a somewhat ached facial expression. Well, actually its more like a sort of glazed-eye wince as you pretend to be listening.

Empowerment batteries

Because being constantly empowered requires a lot of energy.

Netflix and chilled by my own inertia

Was going to get off the lounge and guarantee the next feminist revolution is likely to be broadcasted, but my empowerment batteries have run out and episode 5 of OITNB is going to autoplay in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

Menstruation magician

And for my next trick I will make this tampon disappear. Following which I will turn water into wine.

Pay-gap smile

When you give person 79% of a smile as they explain to you how the pay gap is a myth, actually.

Basically busy bitch

Sorry to do this for like the 356 th hour, I am the absolute worst, but can we resched drinks because Ive just gotten crazy busy?

Studio slut

Joined Classpass and immediately became promiscuous, visiting a different workout studio every night. After they put up their costs she cancelled in disgust, but her old teachers dont look at her the same way any more.

SoulCycle spinster

Will never love anyone the route she loves SoulCycle. But thats OK because, as she breath expectation, she knows she is a beautiful warrior living for each and every single moment.

Ferrante-faking face

Oh yes I love Elena Ferrante. Such an incisive exploration of female friendship. Which of her books was my favourite? Well, um, you know, all of them really.

The woman card trader

Dont tell anyone but this is who all the women get their Woman Cards from.

The Amazon woman

Thanks to her Prime account she has not insured the inside of a drugstore for four years and buys everything online. The UPS man detests her.

The bermensch

The elusive Superwoman who can have it all and do it all as long as she can get there in an Uber.

Tired Tinderella

Former online-dating enthusiast who is now swiped out.

The ghostess With the mostess

Has been ghosted so many times by Tinder dates that she has developed a sixth sense.

Woman giggling alone with salad

The thing nobody has understood about this stock photo stereotype is that shes not laughing with it, shes laughing at it.

Fertilized eggplant

That feeling when your period is late and you know you must be pregnant despite this being basically impossible as you havent had sexuality for well, lets not even go there.

The everywoman

Whatever you want from emoji feminism, whatever you need. Anything you want done by a small digital image, this one does it naturally.

Leaned in a little too far

Now she has fallen over and cant get up.

Read more: www.theguardian.com

Mar
03
2017

Red Starbucks beakers, flannels and gorgeous autumn leaves are some of the more pleasant ways that tell us wintertime is coming.

On the other hand, the not-so-pleasant ways include static everywhere, dry, itchy skin and runny noses.

Winter weather can really put stress on our skin and hair, who are capable of end up affecting our mood.( SAD anyone ?)

Face Mask Hacks For That Summer Glow[ LABS]

Once fall rolls around, we know to swap out sandals for boots and coral lip gloss for burgundy matte lipstick.

But, there are also things we can switch up in our beauty routines to avoid feeling like a dry, fluffy ghost for the coming five months 😛 TAGEND

1. Switch: cleanser

Changing your regular cleanser to a cream cleanser is the first swap to makein your beauty routine duringcolder months.

Many gel and foaming soaps, especially those for blemishes, contain drying ingredients( alcohol, benzoyl peroxide and salicylic acid ). Look for a cream cleanser that contains glycerin, beeswax or any type of oil.

This goes for shower gels as well.


2. Add: facial mist

This may seem excessive, but a moisturizing facial fog can make a world of change before applying face lotion or makeup.

If your face is still feeling tight after cleansing, spritz on some facial fog to rehydrate the skin and prepare it for face cream, or use it any time throughout the day when skin is feeling dry.

Bonus: Giving your face a few spritzes after applying makeup will help it last longer, appear more natural and take away the cake face feeling.


3. Add: exfoliation

If you dont already, start exfoliating that bod to slough off dead skin cells and prep it for ultimate moisture absorption.

Look for products that contain polishing particles like ocean salt and sugar. Or, you can opt for an exfoliating mitt to employ with your favorite body wash.

And dont keep forgetting the face! If physical exfoliants are too harsh for your face, try a gentle chemical exfoliant that will give you the same results without the irritation from scrubbing.


4. Switch: lightweight to thick moisturizer

The skin on our face will usually be the first to tell us when its time to switch things upfor the winter.

Another swapthat will help keep you from drying up like a prune is exchanging your lightweight face lotion for a thick facial moisturizer to keep wrinkles and fine lines at bay, prevent dry patches and keep the skin impression and seeming youthful and plump.

Look for products that contain hyaluronic acid and glycerin.

And dont keep forgetting the delicate skin around the eyes. If you haventalready, add a hydrating eye cream to protect those peepers.


5. Switch: body lotion to body butter

Lightweight products are nice to use in the warmer months when slathering on a body butter can leave the skin feeling greasy.

But in the winter when moisture is sparse, switch your body lotion to a thick body butter to keep all your bits super soft and ready for a last-minute Netflix and chill session.


6. Add: oils

In the warmer months, its easy to avoid applying petroleums because the moisture in the air avoids skin from drying out.

But during the course of its colder months when skin is desperately craving moisture, adding a layer of oil to the skin and hair can work wonders.

When your skin is dry, it creates excess sebum to compensate for the absence of moisture, which can lead to unwanted oily skin and clogged pores.

Keeping your sebaceous glands balanced by applying facial oil may help reduce the amount of oil your body needs to produce.

Use a light oil such as jojoba oil for already oily skin, and a heavier oil, such as coconut or almond oil, for dry skin.

But dont just stop at your face.You can apply oil like a body lotion immediately after a rain or wherever your skin is feeling dry.

For ultimate baby-butt-soft skin, apply body oil followed by lotion after a shower.

Not merely does oil work great for the skin, but it also maintains frizzy hair at bay.

Static is one of the most riling cold weather side effects, and it can stimulate us look like we just stuck our hand in an electric socket.

To avoid Einstein hair, rub a small amount of oil from the mid-length to the ends of your hair while its still damp, after heat styling or any time you feel like its floating away. Just remember, a little goes a long way.

You can also create a homemade oil hair mask by combining your favorite petroleums and applying to the hair from root to tip.

Leave on for about 30 minutes, then shampoo and condition as usual for extra soft and supple hair.


7. Add: nasal spray

This may seem like an odd addition to a beauty routine, but trust me, its worth it.

The dry weather doesnt merely affect the skin, but it can dry up sinuses, too. Prevent nosebleeds and uncomfortable allergy symptoms with a natural nasal spray, an alternativeto chemical decongestants.


8. Add: face mask

When you think of a face mask, you may think of a stiffen clay mask that depicts out impurities and leaves the skin impression tight and clear.

While those masks are beneficial, a hydrating mask can bring your skin back to life and devote it a major boost of glow power. Try a sheet mask or a replenishing mask in a pot.


9. Add: self-tanner

The worst part of the winter is a possibility the moment when we realize we cant assure our tan lines anymore, and we become sad, pale spirits of summertimes past.

Self-tanner is quite possibly the most genius invention that dedicates us an instant confidence boost during our pastiest moments.

A nice washing of colour helps us looking slimmer, healthier and maintain us from fading into the snowy background.

Some self-tanners work in as little as two hours, permitting plenty of time to perfect that cat eye and red lip before the vacation party madness ensues.

What are your favorite wintertime beauty products tips-off? Let us know in specific comments below!

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